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Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I look better un-naked...
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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