when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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