i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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