actually, I'm a sock model
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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