You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Congratulations! We have a period
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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