so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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