I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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