I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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