Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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