she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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