If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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