no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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