I cockslap morals
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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