oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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