Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
and you said cock pushups were impossible
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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