did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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