if only i could text you this smell
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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