this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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