babies were throwing up all over the place
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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