Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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