My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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