I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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