none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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