I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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