So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Randomize
