i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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