All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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