So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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