He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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