So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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