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Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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