I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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