she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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