So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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