Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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