I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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