I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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