they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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