Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Randomize
