everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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