oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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