no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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