love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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