Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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