used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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