party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
How external is "for external use only"?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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