have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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