I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
