And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Randomize
