and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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