Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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