Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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