What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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