Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Who wears a wallet chain?!
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
